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I’m blind, its like a mothers worse nightmare
I walked in on my dogs having sex!

I’m embarrassed, I’m grossed out…eewww
I didn’t know they had it like that, I thought they were just like best friends
Like brother and sister, eww I can’t look at them, do you think they’re ashamed of themselves?
I can’t pet them
I wonder if crackhead Stanley used to prostitute himself on the streets when he was homeless?
What do I do? Do I separate them? Do I put a nanny cam to see what these two are up to ?
Is that like doggy porn? OMG I’m going to jail
NO, I’m not selling doggy porn
Is there even a market for doggy porn?
Well there are some sick f’n people out there, so there probably is
Maybe I can make lots of money selling doggie porn?
Then I can hire someone else to pet these nasty dogs
I need a drink……….

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