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There are three types of kisses according to me. Anyone care to guess which one is my favorite?! 🙂

#1) ” The simple peck”, otherwise known as the hello or goodbye kiss, the always kiss me goodnight kiss, the June Cleaver kiss. I like to call this kiss ” The don’t invade my space kiss”…lol…for anyone married over ten years you get it, it’s the turn the cheek roll my eyes because you ain’t getting any tonight kiss! This is not a special kiss it’s a greeting, it’s a habit. it’s routine …fucking boring!!!! It’s the cheek cheek peck peck hello darling bitchy kiss!

#2) ” The sex kiss”, aka the porno kiss, the don’t do this if you have braces kiss. The “Are you trying to find my piece of gum?” kiss. The yes, I did have my tonsils removed when I was younger kiss. This is your full on teeth clanking tongue flapping, spit swapping, drooling, wet kiss… useful when you are in a hurry, could really set the tone for a hot and heavy quickie, also good if you’re horny as fuck they’ll be no mistaking what you want after this kiss!

#3) “The passionate kiss”, or as some like to call it ” The romantic kiss” this is the one where you feel the butterflies and the electricity surge through your nerve endings. This is the soft, subtle, but extremely intense kiss…this is usually a first kiss, whether it be your first kiss ever or the first kiss with someone new…this is the kiss that will let you know if you have chemistry with your partner. If you don’t get the butterflies… run now! If you don’t want to rip off their clothes and proceed to “The sex kiss” just run. That is my good advice for today. Spoken from a woman who knows the difference.

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