As a middle age bored housewife I spend a lot of time on FB connecting with old friends, stalking, chatting and just passing the time away with some mutually bored aquaintances I’ve picked up in FB land.

I really love making new friends catching up with old friends and just giving my unfiltered opinions and advice to anyone who wants to listen.

I do however find that people, especially men are fucking dumb!!!

Yes I’m a flirt. Yes I love to be complimented. Yes depending on my mood I will probably talk to you about anything…. including relationships, sex, emotions, needs, desires, anything I’m no prude. And I do think I have a lot to offer someone searching for advice on all these topics.

Now having said all that I don’t think I lead anyone on. I’m open, honest, unfiltered and right to the point! I am almost 100% positive I don’t give anyone the impression that I want a picture of their goods.

So why do men feel the need to send me a picture of their penis? In my 6 years on FB I have been the recipient of three penis pictures.

Don’t send me that shit! Not because I’m a prude or I’m timid, or offended I’m none of those things!! Your penis is fucking ugly!! I don’t care how big, small, bald, or hard your penis is. It’s not a turn on. Woman don’t want to look at your penis! Unless I am with you in person and we are in the throws of some hot full on foreplay I don’t want to see it!! What am I gonna do with a picture of it? Tell you it’s nice? No, it’s not nice, it’s a dick! Dicks are good for one thing and you would have to be here in person for that! So the next time you guys think it’s hot to send us a picture of your cock think to yourself…Whats she gonna think? And remember what I said. Penis pictures are not a turn on. In fact if she was hot and bothered enough in your conversation that prompted you to send the money shot, first she doesn’t need it she’s taking care of herself! Second if she needs a penis she’ll just get the one out of her nightstand. And third if a picture of her pussy is what your trying to get out of it, it’s unlikely unless you guys are in a total committed trusting relationship! You may get lucky if we’re drinking though, you may end up with the dildo in the pussy pic but you will never be able to identify if it’s actually your girl in the pic. But it may be just enough to get you off!

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