As a middle age bored housewife I spend a lot of time on FB connecting with old friends, stalking, chatting and just passing the time away with some mutually bored aquaintances I’ve picked up in FB land.
I really love making new friends catching up with old friends and just giving my unfiltered opinions and advice to anyone who wants to listen.
I do however find that people, especially men are fucking dumb!!!
Yes I’m a flirt. Yes I love to be complimented. Yes depending on my mood I will probably talk to you about anything…. including relationships, sex, emotions, needs, desires, anything I’m no prude. And I do think I have a lot to offer someone searching for advice on all these topics.
Now having said all that I don’t think I lead anyone on. I’m open, honest, unfiltered and right to the point! I am almost 100% positive I don’t give anyone the impression that I want a picture of their goods.
So why do men feel the need to send me a picture of their penis? In my 6 years on FB I have been the recipient of three penis pictures.
Don’t send me that shit! Not because I’m a prude or I’m timid, or offended I’m none of those things!! Your penis is fucking ugly!! I don’t care how big, small, bald, or hard your penis is. It’s not a turn on. Woman don’t want to look at your penis! Unless I am with you in person and we are in the throws of some hot full on foreplay I don’t want to see it!! What am I gonna do with a picture of it? Tell you it’s nice? No, it’s not nice, it’s a dick! Dicks are good for one thing and you would have to be here in person for that! So the next time you guys think it’s hot to send us a picture of your cock think to yourself…Whats she gonna think? And remember what I said. Penis pictures are not a turn on. In fact if she was hot and bothered enough in your conversation that prompted you to send the money shot, first she doesn’t need it she’s taking care of herself! Second if she needs a penis she’ll just get the one out of her nightstand. And third if a picture of her pussy is what your trying to get out of it, it’s unlikely unless you guys are in a total committed trusting relationship! You may get lucky if we’re drinking though, you may end up with the dildo in the pussy pic but you will never be able to identify if it’s actually your girl in the pic. But it may be just enough to get you off!
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I love the post, but I have to say…. I like pictures of penis, lol…. what can I say? But it’s true what you say, men should think of this crap before they go sending a selfie of ol Pedro. It’s actually rude. To each our own? lol
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I think it’s funny more then anything else. Especially when its not someone you are intimate with already!! LOL, but don’t get me wrong either…if my man sends me a cock shot and tells me be ready i’m cumming for you I might find that hot! 😉
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That’s funny. You made me laugh. Some people like photos of others’ genitals, and some don’t. Some like action shots. Some don’t. Each to their own.
But it made me think of something that I heard from a girlfriend a LONG time ago, which has stuck with me ever since, and it still makes me laugh.
The story goes that God actually designed man and woman and made clay models before he attempted the real thing. Both his models were perfectly formed and smooth and shapely. He had a little bit of clay left over in his hand and wondered what to do with it. He couldn’t think of anything creative, so in the end he just threw it at the model of the man, and there it stuck, and unsightly growth just below the man’s middle!
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I sooo agree with you, they are so dumb. Unfortunately they are not alone. There are lots of people in cyber space that if you give them the slightest inkling that you may like “adult”: topic that you automatically are panting after their dangly bits, or all the dangly bits they can throw at you.
I’m a fan of eggplantfriday so I can’t say that a good penis pic is never a thing I’m in the mood for, which makes people look at me funny when I disapprove of them post and rant of naked people all the time. And I mean ALL the time. Ug
I said that a few weeks ago and a friend told me I was a prude. Despite the fact that my sexual experience out ways him by miles. So I take it. If being more that just interested in gonads and mammary glands makes me a prude then so be it.
Great post. It’s always great when you pop up in my reader
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Great post! You made me laugh too.
A friend of mine has been the recipient of so many penis pics that she has been considering making them into a coffee table book.
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Hahahaha that’s great!!
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… Yikes! What is the plural of penis? Would it be Penii, or just plain penis’?
Miles Davis, translated the writings of Chanakya Niti known as Kautilya or Vishnugupta. . A seer from 2300 tears ago. http://hansadutta.com/CHANAKYA/chan1.html
In Chapter 1, the last stanza, was written.
17. Women have hunger two-fold, shyness four-fold, daring six-fold, and lust eight-fold, as compared to men.
Which is not an excuse for sending photos of the John Thomas, unsolicited. These senders have little tact and perhaps less common sense. Thinking that women will fall down in some sort of swoon, of desire.
Even assuming that Kautilya was right?
The obvious point [pun intended] to the penile senders. Is that an assumption of desire. Is unlikely to be excited by such manifestations.?They would maybe have better luck with the pecs, or biceps? Whipping out the salami. Is about as likely to achieving their desire. As an ice cold towel dumped on the family jewels, would be for them?
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Any man conceited enough to send his penis or his muscles thinking he’ll woo a woman in my book is a moron!!! Woman aren’t shallow we want to be intellectually stimulated. We want a man with mystery, romance, a man who is not so insecure that he has to show his physical traits fishing for compliments…so unbecoming! I am not a prude I love looking at a beautiful mans body. But unless you’re getting paid to model your body for my pleasure save it for when I’m with you in the flesh. You won’t need me to tell you I like your body, trust me you will feel how much I like your body!!
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I would only send such a photo explicitly upon request. To do otherwise is both creepy and presumptuous.
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I enjoy your blog because of your frankness. You’re not rude, just honest and it is refreshing in a world where everyone admires communication but are afraid to say what they think or want. I’m sure that I am reticent on certain topics.
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