Follow me, bitches!! LOL two asses. done (that’s my abbreviation for assignments if you haven’t met me yet)


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This is a lot of reading for fucks sake! Have I mentioned I’m a.d.d. or a.d.h.d. I have the attention span of a new puppy. I have to say a lot of this shit is boring for me to get through. If you don’t grab my attention in the first sentence I’m outty!! Continue reading


Free blow jobs…it’s what this country needs!



In my most humble opinion I say all politicians need to get their dick sucked daily !!!!

Just an observation on my part, and totally my own opinion feel free to disagree. But the more I think about it every politician that has been caught with their pants down was doing a fine job in their elected position!! Continue reading

Masturbation…oh no she di’int


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I want to say I was about 10 or 11 years old when I first discovered the secret world of masturbation. Not because I saw it, or heard about it, or even got the tingles playing show and tell with the boy next door. No! My jeans were too tight! pudgy little awkward adolescent I was. And hence began my journey into the fine art of masturbation. Continue reading