I swore to myself I wouldn’t do it. Continue reading
There are three types of kisses according to me. Anyone care to guess which one is my favorite?! 🙂
#1) ” The simple peck”, otherwise known as the hello or goodbye kiss, the always kiss me goodnight kiss, the June Cleaver kiss. I like to call this kiss ” The don’t invade my space kiss”…lol…for anyone married over ten years you get it, it’s the turn the cheek roll my eyes because you ain’t getting any tonight kiss! This is not a special kiss it’s a greeting, it’s a habit. it’s routine …fucking boring!!!! It’s the cheek cheek peck peck hello darling bitchy kiss!
#2) ” The sex kiss”, aka the porno kiss, the don’t do this if you have braces kiss. The “Are you trying to find my piece of gum?” kiss. The yes, I did have my tonsils removed when I was younger kiss. This is your full on teeth clanking tongue flapping, spit swapping, drooling, wet kiss… useful when you are in a hurry, could really set the tone for a hot and heavy quickie, also good if you’re horny as fuck they’ll be no mistaking what you want after this kiss!
#3) “The passionate kiss”, or as some like to call it ” The romantic kiss” this is the one where you feel the butterflies and the electricity surge through your nerve endings. This is the soft, subtle, but extremely intense kiss…this is usually a first kiss, whether it be your first kiss ever or the first kiss with someone new…this is the kiss that will let you know if you have chemistry with your partner. If you don’t get the butterflies… run now! If you don’t want to rip off their clothes and proceed to “The sex kiss” just run. That is my good advice for today. Spoken from a woman who knows the difference.
Reading through different blogs I came across this quote on https://lancegreenfield.wordpress.com/ blog.
“A teaspoonful of semen contains the same amount of protein as the white of one egg. However, the consumption of semen can be much more fun.”
Dr Miriam Stoppard
He commented, he knew I would be the first to like his post on quotes, especially the above mentioned.
I told him I used to have a boyfriend that would call me and ask “Are you still on that diet? I’ve got your daily dose of protein here!” Who needs a cup of coffee when I can start the day with a protein shot!! …true story, I loved him LOL 😉
I love writing. I love to tell everyone exactly what’s on my mind. I sometimes too, have trouble writing everyday because if I’m not that passionate about something it’s not going to entertain the masses. And after all you want a laugh or you wouldn’t be on my page. Continue reading
I had a very proud parent moment this morning I have to share.
My 18 yr old just started her new job at Buffalo WW as a waitress. She gets this woman come in at 8:00pm on Friday night and order a cup of tea. She goes to get her some tea and is told they don’t serve tea at BWW just coffee. Continue reading
This is a lot of reading for fucks sake! Have I mentioned I’m a.d.d. or a.d.h.d. I have the attention span of a new puppy. I have to say a lot of this shit is boring for me to get through. If you don’t grab my attention in the first sentence I’m outty!! Continue reading